2010年08月: あなたの知らない方が良かった世界

フリーはイマジネーションの飲み物です

2010年08月16日

「キリンフリーはまずい」と、小さな声でつぶやいたただの炭酸飲料をビールと同列に扱ってまずい、と言ってもねぇ… この飲み物は、“アルコールを飲みたいのに飲めないシチュエーション”の人が代替手段として脳内補正を掛けて飲むものであり、それは自分がビールを飲んでいるんだという自己暗示によって完結する、トリップするための麻薬みたいなものであって。普通のシチュエーシ…

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